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Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….


Newton in romantic mood-
"Love can neither be created,
Nor be destroyed. Only it can b
transfered from 1 girlfrnd to another girlfrnd,
with some loss of money."


1 tha Chullu,
1 tha Bhullu,
1 tha ULLU,


Chullu 11vi Me Padhat hai

Bhullu 12vi Me Padhat hai

Aur ULLU
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"SMS" Padhat hai


A boy proposes 2girl-
I Love U,
I cant live Wthout U,
U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love
Do u love me.
Girl Smile & Says-Bhaiya
hamke angreji nhi awala!

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.


Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"..



1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do


Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.


B positive yaar.
Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..
Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
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Dhappa...:D
comedy sms jokes | comedy SMS in Hindi 140 Character
OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
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. "SPRITE"
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"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."
@@Gud NIGHT@@
What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?


Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..
JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya
Love is life
~= SMS OF THE DAY =~
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.
Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga
Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha

Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
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_/ .. Hight of Insult
Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.
Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.
A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can...
If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..
Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi
ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...
Comedy SMS | free comedy sms | comedy hindi sms
khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye
Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
" PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....
Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena...
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
Fir kya,
"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!
Comedy SMS, santa banta comedy sms, jokes that make you laugh out loud and make you happy rest of the day.

Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..
Spiritual thought for d day-
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Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
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Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying...
HEAVEN on Earth.
LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
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But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
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-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!
Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Hw did u knw?
Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!
DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika
Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!
-@-@-@-@-@-@
6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge

@('.')@
-<( )>
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Are wah!Kya dikhte ho
Who is the most lucky man of this week.?
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Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....
Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail
enjoy man..!!
U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?
JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?
CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H
Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?
Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??
Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum
GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.
Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-
Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....

"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...







Bus Conductor...
<('.')>chingu
<('.')>pingu
<('.')>mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
agar nahi to aage bhej do,
jiske honge rakh lege.
surat mil rahi thi to laga apke honge..
UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
If a boy opens the door of his car for his girlfriend. .
Then. .
Either the 'girlfrnd' is new or the 'car'. . !!
Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya....
Budha: Sorry...
Ladki: Andha hai kya.....Dikhta nah!!
Jaise hi aage badhi, Ek handsome ladka us ladki se takra gaya...
Ladka: Sorry...
Ladki: It's okay!!
Budha ladki se bolta hai "MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??"
Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he.
Are pagal 100/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!
Comedy SMS Jokes | comedy sms in hindi
A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
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Boy
No
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Girl
No
?
It's The
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Mobile Company!
Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine "Rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to
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caller tune,"Tuje Bhula Diya"
1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha..
uski biwi boli:
kya kar rahe ho!?!
kanjus bola:
Dettol gir gaya tha,
socha q barbad karu,
haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!
Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar
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Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.

Aapka Blood Group Kya Hai?

Jaldi Batao

MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Hai,
Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf
BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega..
GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu.
GIRL- Kyu?
BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye.
Zindagi ka sach
Ek garib subah jaldi Ghar se pet bharne k Liye nikalta hai
Aur
Ek Ameer pet kam karne k liye

Strnge But True
Explosive comedy:
Santa gives dictation test for students,
last bench students said v r not able to hear sir..
Santa said ok i will write on board.!
Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela hai,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela hai,
muhabbat to sab karte hai,
par
me karu to sala character dheela hai..
Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya,
Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya.
Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms,
Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya.
Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child : I ka.
Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamari chhori ka yaar hota.
Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
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DEAR KASTURBA,
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I LOVE YOU.
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Tumhara
"BAPU" Ji
Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.
Railway Me Job Hai
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Karani hai?
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Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
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Job Details:-
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Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai Hai
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna Hai
If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it.
Then...
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai

A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG -
Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon Hai.
6 brds wr siting on a tree...
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.

5 brds flew away..
But 1brd ws siitng..

Y?


bas..
Nakhre.!
Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..'
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai:-)
Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao
Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
.
kyu?
.
Qki doctor ne use
.
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.
Arz kiya h...
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi.
Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi...
Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.
1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?
Man-Hai.
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni hai
This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
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One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.
Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad,
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-
'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'
Wats d moral of these films-
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa &
Titanic?
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Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.
Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha.
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai…
tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
.
"ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
Boy tuk a buk frm college library's shelf 2 study.
All othr books fell on him & he died
Moral-zara si over acting apki jaan b le skti he
Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
.
Boy-OK.
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On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode..

Hey 'PRABHU',
Kya Teri Maya Hai?
Fursat Se Mera Naseeb Banaya hai.
Na 'SMS' Na Hi Koi Call?
Kya chun chun k sirf "KANJUSO" ko hi Mera 'DOST' Banaya Hai.
Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h
Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar phone kyu krte ho?
Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta h!
Cant beat this one-
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Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik se sawdhan.! :-
# Ting-Tong #*@*
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Kuch nahi, bas aise hi khade hai.
Any problem??
During My School Days
My Teacher Used To Wear 'Sun Glasses'..!!
Do U Know Why.?
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?
?
Bcoz..
At That Time, I Was a Bright Student
You Are..
A-B-C-D
Attractive
Beautiful
Cute
Dear
E-F-G
Excellent
Funny
Gorgeous
H-I-J
Hello,
I'm
Joking !
K-L-M
Kaisa Laga Majak.
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Aankhen aaj bhi uss pagal ko talash rhi hai, jisne kaha tha
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12th tak padhlo, baad mai to aish hai.
Phone Na KarnaBiLL Jyada Aayega
Message Na Karna Paisa Kharch Ho Jayega Miss Call Na Dena Battery Low Ho Jayegi,Bus DIL Se Yaad Karna Free Me Baat HO JayegI.

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara Bhi Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega..
Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
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Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!
HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..?
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kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
.
ab.. ab bhi nahi.
.
abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.
Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe,
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Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara"Result"Hi Kaafi Hai..
Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
But
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?
Dat's marketing...
comedy sms in english | comedy sms
Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...
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I Ran away...
Why?
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To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! ;)
Otherwise u know me..
perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

Well........ u know my name right..?
Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.
Universal truth we learnt:-

"sun rises in the east"
Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!".

Moral :-)
"Educatn spoils our commonsense"
Love affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS
A girl sitting on D 1st bench turns her back &
Sees D boy Sitting on D last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
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BOY'S WAYS:
Be4 D boy could see his girl entering in D class
all his friends start shouting
"ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI".
Evry girl wants a guy..
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Who hugs her wen tey r watching a scary movie,
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Who will always b D 1 2 make her laugh,
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Who will never complain, never stare at other girls,
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Who will b romantic & nt scared 2 say "I love U",
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& he will love her 4 who she is...
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& tat guy is wat Google calls No Results Found'!

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"..



1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.
Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..
Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
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Dhappa...:D
comedy sms jokes | comedy SMS in Hindi 140 Character
OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
.
.
.
.
.
.
. "SPRITE"
.
"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."
@@Gud NIGHT@@
What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?
Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..
JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
?
?
?
kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya
Love is life
~= SMS OF THE DAY =~
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.
Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga
Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha

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